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Friday, September 14, 2007

I was iChatting with CC with the webcam on – and it always comes to this when we are nattering on camera, it always comes to one or both of us looking around our respective rooms saying, thinking, “What... can... I... show... you?” – and this time I was showing her the box of Honey and Milk Pocky I’d found on buy-one-get-one-free special at Oriental Delight down in Chinatown, and she was showing me how her camera was balanced on a tower of old food tins – I was iChatting with CC and I was telling her about Tym and Kumix being in town, and she said, “Were you all sitting outside Bar Italia speaking Singlish very loudly?” “Tym is actually restrained and quite quiet,” I said, and she said, “I like that in a person.” “Hey!” I said. “Sometimes I make exceptions,” she said.

We are not always speaking Singlish very loudly, but we do keep up the chatter, Tym and me. And you’d think two girls hanging out 24/7 would run out of things to talk about, but we seem to do OK, barrelling our way through serial commas, our mothers, Penguin paperbacks, simulation as stimulation, London on the cheap, poster-boy poets, Sang Nila Utama, Before Sunrise and Cordon Bleu cookbooks. Among other things.

Sometimes we fall quiet on the bus, but sometimes it is hot in the buses anyway, and it is all a girl can do to not nod off on the number 73.

all the colours of the rainbow

Meanwhile, two girls in the house means that the ranks of shoes at attention in the hallway have swelled. There is a part of me that is sort of done with having things, but there is also a part of me that wishes they were all mine – especially the shiny red ones. I ask you, is not a pair of shiny red shoes a fair exchange for a bed and a mouse?

10 Comments:

Blogger deborah said...

london on the cheap - do tell!

and i quite like that filum before sunrise. it was before ethan hawke went all bad ass on uma or someone.

15 September, 2007 09:33  
Blogger bowb said...

what was the serial comma discussion? is it when lots of commas are used? i like commas! is it an american thing?

i think you forgot to mention the bit where you showed me the pocky only to change the subject when i showed you the sign telling you to JOIN FACEBOOK.

that number again: FB

15 September, 2007 12:39  
Blogger stellou said...

deborah > i forgot about ethan hawke all bad ass on uma!! dude. don't know what kind of dude thinks to go bad ass on UMA.

i wonder if a good way to watch before sunrise is to watch it, have a coffee and a chocolate croissant, and then watch before sunset.

re: london on the cheap -- it is doable! you have to hang out with friends who (a) are students or (b) work in non-profits or publishing, and also be very good at reading in parks. reading on the grass is very cheap, especially if you bring your own water.

cc > ok, well.

serial commas are, ya, the ones where a lot of commas are used, not like this,,, but like when you are also talking about a lot of things. like so:

the kid and i were deciding between the lemon brioche, the chocolate-pistachio croissant, the houdini macaron, the chocadz, the raging yoghurt and the maxiadz while charlie counterboy stood waiting in fine white gloves.

and the question is just, do you have a comma before the "and"? yumei really doesn't like the comma before the "and". i believe i was taught in america to have the comma before the "and".

16 September, 2007 11:30  
Blogger bowb said...

yah! i have read that it is specifically an american thing to have a comma before the "and", maybe in the lynn truss book. i like including the comma, especially if there are a lot of words in each um, thing being separated by commas.

i do not think your example counts though, because those commas are actually necessary, whereas i like to pretend that i'm writing for the new yorker, and, perhaps, like so, put more commas in for style, over substance.

also, i think you are mocking me. hngh.

16 September, 2007 13:06  
Blogger limegreenspyda said...

maybe you can conspire with the mouse (the one with a soul) to stun the pretty red shoes somehow?

16 September, 2007 15:19  
Blogger stellou said...

cc > eh i am nowt mocking you, ok, i am just hungry.

as for the new yorker, do you know what they do? if there is a word with two of the same vowel next to each other -- reengineer, for example -- as if they are frainch they will put an umlaut over the second vowel: reëngineer. that is the new yorker for you.

in conclusion, maxiadz is still a daft name.

limegreenspyda > eh hello!, thank you for the tip. i would like to conspire with the mouse to make it hide in the toe of a shoe, and then maybe when my friend finds it she will run away and leave the shoes behind. ^_^

17 September, 2007 09:02  
Blogger bowb said...

EH. i know about the umlaut!! once, i was typesetting something, and i inserted in umlaut as you have described, and then the editor replaced it with a hyphen. so, gone, gone, all new yorker dreams, gone.

i was going to say something (that thing) about the umlauts originally, but i didn't want to open that can of wums. little wums, like commas.

also, i too do not like the name so much, maxiadz.

17 September, 2007 09:28  
Blogger stellou said...

i tell you! ME TOO!!, i tried to sneak in the new yorker umlaut in something i did at one publishing house many years ago, and dan smiled and said, "no." how come nobody but urs wants to play our new yorker games??

17 September, 2007 18:42  
Blogger deborah said...

thank you for the tips for london on the cheap. the thing is i often sit in the park and read and a water bottle (+ sammich) is in my bag. except it would not feel like i was in london, maybe just up at the park near the office. maybe i will sit and have a cupcake outside a palace or something. that'd be a cheap thrill.

the before sunrise/sunset scenario is a great idea! the chocolate croissant from zumbo would be the thing to have.

(i am nervous about putting commas anywhere on your blog now - meep! i remember my 2nd year teacher saying commas are there for you to take a breath when reading!!!)

17 September, 2007 23:16  
Blogger stellou said...

Oh! You are welcome, but I'm sure there are more tips. Those were just the ones that came to mind. Not ever wanting to buy anything at the Emporium of Ladies' Delights that is Liberty is another one. Sorry. That one is a bit harder to manage.

I would like you to eat a cupcake outside the palace and I would like the big-headed guards to come and ask for samples. That would be GREAT.

You, my friend, can put commas anywhere you want on this blog because I am not paid to follow you around with a red pen. HA HA!

18 September, 2007 11:32  

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