Just home from I Lin’s birthday thing at a pub up in Farringdon. Thush, because she is Thush, sent an SMS in the middle of it all to ask if there were cute boys about. “I guess,” I wrote back, “but I am having trouble making out these damn accents.”
“Just smile beautifically and nod sagely as though the boy has just uttered a MAJOR PEARL of wisdom, and enjoy the eye candy,” she texted.
“In fact I am doing exactly that,” I texted, “smiling and nodding like a Chinese wobble-head doll.”
The eye candy winked good-bye when I left. Winked!!! Damn. I’m such a sucker.
“Just smile beautifically and nod sagely as though the boy has just uttered a MAJOR PEARL of wisdom, and enjoy the eye candy,” she texted.
“In fact I am doing exactly that,” I texted, “smiling and nodding like a Chinese wobble-head doll.”
The eye candy winked good-bye when I left. Winked!!! Damn. I’m such a sucker.


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Thush's is the sort of text message which, after taking ten minutes to type it all in, I would save to the list of pretyped messages so that I could send it any time at a moment's notice. You know, for emergencies.
Perhaps I will do this. My only other custom pretyped text message is, as I believe you may know, "Repent!"
DO IT.
And don't accidentally send "Repent" to the eye candy one day. HA HA.
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