I don’t know how we did it, but we spent a hundred and fifty-one dollars on groceries today. I think the shopping list included, like, milk, and peas, and maybe some rocket leaves for a salad. By the end of the afternoon, however, the bags held, among other things, a tin of English orange hot chocolate powder, a tub of lemon myrtle yoghurt, a packet of mungbean chips, a coconut-lemon-lime tart, a selection of fancy cheeses, and a couple of pink Turkish delights. Ah, hell. The pink did us in, it did, it did.