I am a little bit stressed out because I am about to head to the Union Square Barnes & Noble for a David Sedaris reading, and, in discussion with Lurlene, the thought occurred to me that Amy Sedaris might be there. What if Amy Sedaris is there? What do I say? What do I do? Lurlene said that when David Sedaris was speaking in Nashville, he took questions from the audience, and Lurlene suggested that my question be: “Is Amy here?” Lurlene thinks that I should go say Hello to Amy Sedaris, but I don’t know what I would say. I am bringing an orange,

(I like to have food in my bag),

(and, you know how sometimes people in prison learn useful things, like reading, or law, or building chairs?; similarly, my roadtrip car time taught me how to peel an orange while keeping its rind intact. I feel pretty special.),

I am bringing an orange, so maybe if Amy Sedaris is peckish, I will share it with her.