There’s a shop on Seventh Avenue called Russo’s, but it wasn’t till recently that I realized it was called Russo’s, because the first thing you see from the outside is FRESH MOZZARELLA painted on the awning, and, really, when you see that sort of thing you realize it is an invitation and you should just go along and not ask too many questions. One sunny weekend morning when Tom and I were poking around the ’hood, I popped in to get a tin of coffee. The boy stood outside for a smoke, and I came out with two boxes of fresh pasta, a bottle of chocolate milk, and a handful of Italian chocolates. So you see what kind of place this is.
This morning I pushed open the door, heading for some yoghurt, and left with six sage sausages, six chocolate petits suisses, a hunk of Spanish goat cheese and a box of roasted artichokes.
The way the artichokes came about was, I’d pointed at the bowl on the counter and said, “What’s that?” and the guy behind the counter said, “Roasted artichokes.” “Oh!” I said, “may I have a couple, please?” “You’ve never tried them before?” he said. “No,” I said, and swiftly, wordlessly, he picked one up in a paper napkin and handed it to me. And it was garlicky, and it was artichokey, and it was good.
I resisted the shelves of assorted cannoli today, but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
This morning I pushed open the door, heading for some yoghurt, and left with six sage sausages, six chocolate petits suisses, a hunk of Spanish goat cheese and a box of roasted artichokes.
The way the artichokes came about was, I’d pointed at the bowl on the counter and said, “What’s that?” and the guy behind the counter said, “Roasted artichokes.” “Oh!” I said, “may I have a couple, please?” “You’ve never tried them before?” he said. “No,” I said, and swiftly, wordlessly, he picked one up in a paper napkin and handed it to me. And it was garlicky, and it was artichokey, and it was good.
I resisted the shelves of assorted cannoli today, but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.


16 Comments:
I say go for it girl! YUM!
BTW, I'm an artichokey addict... they're so good. I just eat them for dinner or lunch/ boiled, with a bowl full of homemade mayo, mixed with parsley, red wine vinegar and a touch of sugar and salt. You'll freak, it's so easy. Just make sure your chokes are fresh and firm, that's all. Since I started making my own mayonnaise, I've never looked back. It's easy peasy pie. Two fresh yolks, touch of salt, then beat with whisk in round based bowl, gradually dribbling in oil (peanut, not olive, olive is too strong) till the thing begins to jiggle like mayo. (why did I just write all of this down...oh yeah, should go make dinner)
Ciao Bella!
Oh my word, that sounds so very tasty. I cannot wait to freak. Making one's own mayo reminds me of my ex-roommate Kate, who used to whip up a batch of mayonnaise to eat with steamed artichokes for a TV-time snack. There would be nothing, and then there would be mayo. Sometimes, on a Sunday morning, she'd make corn pancakes. Well, first she'd fry up some bacon. Then she'd make the corn pancakes in the bacon grease. That sure was a fun year living with Kate.
But who are you, my anonymous artichoke?
once, anna came over, and for some reason we were going to eat something that required mayonnaise. there was none in the house, so she decided to make some. i had no whisk, so she decided to beat it with a fork. it ended up a warm yellow colour, quite liquid still. i declined her offer, and was going to eat whatever it was, un-mayo'd, but she was insulted, and insistent... and so i had a little lick, and so besides it being warm yellow and liquid, i know that it also tasted strongly of raw egg yolks.
ok. now i'm gonna go respond to the comment you made on my blog about my messy desk.
but what i really wanted to say was, do not resist the cannoli! they will not be resisted!
Pardon my ignorance, but so home-made mayo = raw egg yolks??!!?
cc: well. uhhmm. solly. you know that face where with your mouth closed your puff out your cheeks like maybe your mouth is filling with bile rising up slowly and sourly in your throat? you have induced such a face. tankyu!
the cannoli, yah!!, like strength in numbers, they outnumber me, there are many, some even in a chocolate shell!!!!!! i am not many, and i am certainly not in a chocolate shell. yesterday as i walked past the cooler they are kept in, i had to mutter: "you are not getting cannoli, you are not getting cannoli." i am resistance. if i had a chinese-character tattoo, it would be the one that says "ren." ren, i'm not talking to you. i'm saying "ren," with the third sound. wait, maybe if i had a chinese-character tattoo, maybe it would say "nü li." HA HA HA.
p.s. i am thinking about the warm yellow liquid mayo again, and now one eye is shut.
tym: um, i feel bad, like maybe i'm bursting a bubble (or breaking an egg) or something, but i think all mayonnaise = raw egg yolks. yes, even at alain ducasse. in fact, the mayonnaise at alain ducasse, if they even have mayonnaise at such schmancy-pants joints, maybe truffle mayonnaise or something, whatever, anyway, assuming they do mayonnaise at alain ducasse, i imagine it is with extra-raw eggs or something. are you feeling a little funny?
not only are you funny, but you are also crazy! and i think your mouth wasn't filling with bile, but warm, raw egg yolks!!
i think that in conjunction with the ren tattoo you should actually get one that says nu li. persistence and hardworkingness! a winning combination!! your marder will lurf you!!!
you may have noticed that i didn't get too much sleep last night. if you eat a chocolate shell cannoli for me, for breakfast, i will eat a bowl of cocoa crispix for you. set.
yah, also i think all mayo is raw egg yolks, but if you get the stuff in a bottle from a supermarket, it's also packed full of emulsifiers and humectants, plus it's pasteurised so you don't catch any listeria and other raw egg bugs.
nellicent, remember that antipasto plate at fratelli and the chopped capers in fresh mayo on the soft-yolk boiled egg? mmm... nice... you come lah...
Okay, now that I've gotten used to the idea that true mayo = raw egg yolks (I'm not that freaked out; I was fed a steady diet of half-boiled eggs for breakfast whenever I was in the morning session of primary school, that is to say, for three years of my pre-adolescent life, until I was old enough to rebel and quit eating breakfast before school), I think I shall have to get around to making some, just to see how it tastes.
How long can you keep home-made mayo in the fridge?
I understand all about ren3. That's how I ate only fruit and one finger sandwich at yesterday's evening reception, even though the chocolate cake remarkably resembled the texture of Lana cake (it was a hotel reception, so I'm sure it couldn't have been anywhere close to Lana cake quality).
hey stellou
I was the artichokey anonymous stalker. forgot to sign in... nice to know you got into it. I actually got so excited just writing that commetn/post that I dashed out to the shops to buy artichokes...but instead got stuck in front of the specials on beef ribs, after which I made a pot au feu... so no mayo right now.
Tym: home-made mayo keeps for three days in the fridge, if made with fresh eggs.
p.s. I'm blogrolling you after that excellent foodie post!
cc: eh! chocolate breakfasts! i said, set!!, and then i looked around my cc-less house, and then i said, mmmm. and then i frowned. mmmm.
tattoo-wise, i think i need one that says, get off the internet, get off the internet.
in conclusion, is not listeria for making it so your mouth smells minty fresh? like, maybe after you've had a taste of, i dunno, warm, liquidy, yello mayo?
tym: ok, thing number (a) is, half-boiled eggs!! total and utter yum!! with soy sauce and white pepper!!! mmm!!!!! once my mum and my dad and i were, i dunno, somewhere lah, like bali or something, some work conference thing of theirs, and my mum and i were partaking in a buffet breakfast in the hotel café, and i had a boiled egg, and some doctor "friend" of my parents' stopped by our table to say to my mum: "oh, you still let your daughter eat eggs is it? even though the yolks are so bad for you?"
thing number (b) is, hello, why no breakfast before school? breakfast is one of the best inventions! did you have breakfast in school? did you just not have breakfast at all? did you go straight to lunch? aiyah, who doesn't like school cafeterias. mee rebus! fishball noodle soup! mee siam! one chicken wing!!! the very orange-colored orange cordial, 10 cents for a small cup, 20 cents for a big cup. crap, i am insane. (not news.) was your tuckshop as good as ours?
thing number (3) is, auntie, there is only one way to find out if the chocolate cake was in fact catered by lana. and that only one way involves a slice and a bite and a swallow. cheh, maybe you missed out.
nardac: aaaaaa i lov that you were so overcome by the artichokes that you had to go out and get some yourself. that is artichoke dedication right there. and that is a much cozier image than that of a masked artichoke. actually, not that a masked artichoke is so bad, especially if it were a masked artichoke zorro style. a zorro artichoke. zorrtichoke, avenger of mistreated artichokes.
help me. i need help.
or artichokes.
The only thing I remember about the food at any of my school canteens is: chicken wings, deep -fried, golden-brown chicken wings, the staple diet of any schoolkid in Singapore.
My current school canteen has allegedly excellent deep-fried chicken wings, but I continue to practice ren3 and have not yet sampled of the local delicacy.
aaaaa!!! deep-fried golden-brown chicken wings!!! i totally remember back in the day, before leaving for school in the morning, asking my dad for forty cents for a chicken wing. oh... memory, like chicken wings, all alone in the moonlight...
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