Yesterday Greg gave me a sample of American Idol Idol Moments for Women perfume. The package reads: “Have you got what it takes to be an American Idol? Now you can, with Idol Moments from American Idol. The brand new fragrance that makes you an instant idol.” Awww yeah.

American Idol Idol Moments for Women is pink and smells of nail polish remover.

Also: Idol Moments for Women is made in the UAE.