Cute hippie boys work at the Uprising Bakery on Seventh and Ninth. And if you go in after seven p.m. to get a peasant boule to accompany your fridge drawer of incredible cheese, they might say, “Would you like a second loaf for a dollar?” And if you then pick out the walnut sage, they might say, “Would you like a third loaf for free?” Of course, the answer is Yes, and you might pick the raisin, but only because they’re already out of dark chocolate cranberry. Cute hippie boys are cute with the chin-length hair and the wool beanies and the T-shirts that say things and the skinny hippie boy torsos. Some cute hippie boys have large brown smiling eyes, which is also nice. But when, in addition, cute hippie boys offer you free bread—well, then, you want to say, Here is my heart, cute hippie boy.