You call to ask a simple question. . .and three hours later you’re getting off the phone with CC in Sydney. Part of the three hours of conversation included CC reading the questions and answer choices to the Dolly magazine quiz, “Who is Your Celeb Sister?” and me picking from A, B, or C. Because Dolly is an Australian magazine, I guessed that one of the three Celeb Sisters offered was Delta Goodrem. Because all the “A” answers were skanky, I guessed that another of the Celeb Sisters was Christina Aguilera. But who was the mystery Celeb Sister?? After choosing an “all-American stud” as my ideal boyfriend (the other choices were “Latino lover” and “sporty” someone-or-other); a “bracelet from Tiffany” as my ideal gift from my all-American stud; and “a skim cappuccino” (not the “double short black” nor the “hot chocolate”) as my drink of choice when hanging out with my friends, among twelve other similarly revealing answers to twelve other similarly thought-provoking questions, it turns out. . .my total and utter celeb soulmate, ohmygod, hold your breath. . . is. . . Reese Witherspoon!!!! Ohmygod, I totally, totally always knew Reese and I would get along like ponies. Finding out for real was like winning prom queen. Well, I guess it was like what I imagine being prom queen would be like. Either way, whoa, I was stoked. I can still see that moment I found out the results, playing slow motion in my head—jumping to my feet, my free hand fluttering in front of my mouth, itself making a small “o” of happy shock and excitement.