In search of a fun time in Midland, Michigan, on Saturday night, we were advised to pile into our Alamo rental and drive to Bay City instead. Rock on! Bay City Rollers T-shirt, here I come. Maybe it’d even have a screenprint of a pair of roller skates or something on it. Alas, Bay City had this to offer: a glass of vinegar merlot, a bacon and cheese salad, a nonworking jukebox, and a bachelor party intent on introducing their plastic blow-up doll to us. Happily, Bay City also had this to offer: a lesson in playing pool from Maria and D.; a brownie with vanilla ice cream, and raspberry *and* chocolate sauces on the side; gossip; and lots of laughs with the girls from school.